Humour Top seven most inconvenient fetishes
1. A fetish for getting beheaded.
2. A fetish for getting beheaded by a helicopter.
3. A fetish for getting beheaded by a guy dressed up as your favourite Game of Thrones character.
4. A fetish for getting beheaded by an elevator shaft (a la Final Destination 2).
5. A fetish for being kidnapped by ISIS and getting beheaded.
6. A fetish for having peasants revolt against you in 18th-century France and getting beheaded.
7. A foot fetish. . . more specifically a fetish for a 70m-tall foot that crushes your head at such an incredible speed that it essentially beheads you.[fblike]