Foot Fetishists Rejoice
Foot Fetishists Rejoice – your dreams have come true in the form of the “Vajankle”.
Like the ever-popular fleshlight, these “sexy silicone feet” have a nifty vagina built right into the ankle, a feature that website Sinthetics, where these deviant dogs are available, calls “quirky!”.
Life-sized silicon dolls are the main focus of Sinthetics’ business, but the Vajankle was originally developed as a bespoke customer order. “He said he wanted to be able to see and massage the sole of the foot while having sex with it”, a Sinthetics spokesperson told BuzzFeed. With feet being such a popular fetish, it made sense to put the Vajankle into production. “A lot of people REALLY love feet and we’re happy to support that market” Sinthetics continued. “We sell very large numbers of feet and also penises”.
The California silicon model specialist prides itself on ‘realism and attention to detail you wont find anywhere else’, and these fuckable feet are nothing if not detailed.
Sinthetics’ commitment to diversity doesn’t just extend to niche fetishes – you can choose your sexy foot in one of thirteen skintones too, from “cream” to “espresso”, with the delectable sounding “chai”, “honey” and “toffee” in between.
You can even choose whether to have the toenails painted cherry red, with a tasteful French pedicure, or even a custom finish – sexy spelled out in nail art jewels, perhaps, if glamour’s your thing.
“The typical toenails are the French pedicure, with Cherry toenails being the next most popular”, Sinthetics told us, “but people do get more daring and we’ve recently had requests for turquoise, black, navy blue, dark purple, and cute art nails”.
You can wankle with the Vajankle for just $179 (£118), and can be bought individually or as a pair of feet.
While there are no imminent plans to add vaginas to more novelty body parts, Sinthetics remains open to accommodating any special projects that come their way. “Our development is always customer-driven so we’ll see what the future holds!”.
Inevitably, “boobs with a vagina somewhere has been suggested”.